TECH: I can't seem to access the network from this laptop, do I need a wireless card?
ME: Yep, here you go (hands card).
TECH: I installed the card but I still can't get on the network.
ME: You might need to reboot so the computer will request an IP address, try that.
TECH: When I try to reboot, I get an error message.
(Examines computer, error message)
ME: The reason you can't access the network, and the reason you're getting an error message on reboot, is that you've wedged the wireless card into the floppy drive.
