You know, I was going to vote for Bush until I heard about his "French people are pussies" tax.
Thats right, there is an extra 22% tax this year for anyone with a French last name. This is in honor of the French being a nation of vaginas who run screaming at every threat. My last name being "Bataille", I really dont want to pay an extra 22% this year, so I'm voting for Kerry.
