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Old 08-01-05, 02:14 PM
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The "Lets bash Pete about his sex life" thread


Welcome to the thread... here you will find anything and everything that has to deal with bashing OreoGaborio about his sex life, both existant and non-existant, fictional and non-fictional, whether or not he wants to hear it.

If you're new to the site and don't know what to expect, here's a summary of what you might see

HBerry - "OH MY GOD!!! HE FINALLY GOT LAID?!?!?!?! I bet it was by a dude" (He's such a clever little boy )

hardcore - "STRAP-ON STRAP-ON STRAP-ON!!! TELL HER TO USE MORE LUBE ON YOU NEXT TIME! YOU WON'T BE WALKIN SO BOW-LEGGED AFTER!!!" (Wishes he could live his live vicariously through me )

svracer01 - "No wonder your hole looked so abused when you mooned me at the track last weekend" (Massive case of wishfull thinking and buttock envy )

RiceRocket1 - "She pulled out the vibrator cuz your johnson ain't no Snickers... it just doesn't satisfy" (Likes to misplace his inadequacies onto others & make fun of them for it )

Virginrider - "Leave Pete alone, he can't help the fact that only old chicks and dirty hoes like him" (what can i say? she speaks the truth )



So... there's a brief preview of what you might see in this thread.... enjoy. you all
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