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Originally posted by Honclfibr
Handy having the washing machine right there. After a good chainsaw massacre it's important to wash the blood splatter out right away, that shit stains like a mother. And who carries around a bottle of club soda while you're running about hacking up young teenagers? Nobody, that's who. |
Exactly. I had been struggling to keep the blood off of my clown suit for months until I came up with this new "system."
Now, the Santa beard... there's no hope for that. After one "outing" I have to replace it. What's a sociopath to do these days?