| hmmmm..... Will it be anything like Herpes Island?
Island Man #1.....Jimmy Fallon
Island Man #2.....Jerry Minor
Island Man #3.....Charlie Sheen
[ shows a lush tropical island ]
Announcer: Coming soon to FOX: Alone on a tropical island, Five lucky men, with ten available women. [ five guys on island are seen with ten women in bikinis, who service the men ]
Island Man #1: It's a dream come true.
Announcer: Can they handle it? Ten beautiful women. And one of them has a venereal disease.
Island Man #1: This is gonna be awesome!
Announcer: Who will be the first to get it?
Island Man #3: [ confidently ] Believe me. I will get it.
Announcer: Welcome to "Herpes Island", where venereal disease is the name of the game. "Herpes Island". Catch it! |