At a press conference today, Tipper Gore announced that she's going back on the campaign trail with her husband, former Vice President Al Gore.
"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair. "From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with Al, and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This will send a strong message to America."
"What is that message?" gasped astonished reporters at the news of this rather startling announcement.
To which Tipper replied, "Read my lips, no more Bush."
