Didn't work on carbs, when I went through Service Advisor training, we didn't work on anything old enough to require the use of a carburetor. There's this neat new thing we learned about in college called "fuel injection".
Here's something thats funny - I'll tell you what my education tells me about you.
You were stupid as early as high school, where your inadequate intelligence didn't allow you to keep up with what was going on in class. This, along with various social pressures, caused you to have serious self-esteem issues. As a result, you adopted a "class clown" persona, which gained you the attention of classmates (though it was probably mostly negative, at least someone was paying attention), and gave up on working through your learning difficulties.
As time goes on, and your classmates excel at what they do, you find yourself stuck in a dead end job, working for peanuts, and generally being a waster. This makes you insanely jealous, and as such you feel the need to attack "college boys", a generalization you have come up with for people you dont like.
Thus, you start threads about "college boys", and attack the first person who disagrees that your assessment. Because to do otherwise would be to admit you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.