This morning, I was in a huge hurry on my way to work. I couldnt take my bike so I was in my car and I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.
"Great, just great", I moaned.
The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, "I am not happy."
To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
(Motorcycle content - It wouldnt have happened if I had been on my bike)
2010 Multistrada 1200 Tour
"I don't know where people get all the energy it takes to avoid the obvious." Roy Lambson
It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?
2010 BMW S1000RR - Soon to be track dedicated!
2006 BMW K1200 R
2002 Honda CBR 600 F4i - Trackbike - SOLD
2003 Kawasaki EX 250 - Hers
2008 Toyota Tacoma TRD - Sport
I can still walk around in my garage, I need more toys...
Wow, just wow. I'm amazed that you could come up with that so fast in such a shitty situation.
'09 r1 white & red
I wasn't expecting that punch line!
This really happened?
Sorry to hear of your misfortune Dave, Glad your ok, look at the birght side, you could have been hit in the rear by some guy doing a wheelie..
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1990 Honda Hawk NT700 (rebuilt?)
2012 Ducati Streetfighter 848 (retarded fun)
Lemme see if I remember my old George Carlin skits ... "Toledo Window Box"
Happy was on pot, a little hash for a holiday,
Sneezy was into Coke
Grumpy used speed
Dopey was into everything, any old oriface will do,
Doc was the connection,
Sleepy was into reds
and finally Bashful, he didn't need drugs, he was paranoid all by himself!
So which one was it?
Ha Ha I got that joke sent to me a few weeks ago minus the bike part.