[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by richw
They have sophisticated computer programs to sift through conversations...

I am sorry but I will have to bath this month.

Does my towel make me look taller.

Check out the eyebrows on that chick

I think my camel is cheating on me

Does this explosive vest make me look fat

Your sister talked to a Christian where should I send the head

I want to sign up for flying lessons but want credit because I am skipping the landing course.

When you go back home Usamma asked if you could bring some Oreos


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Those are good ones!!