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Originally posted by richw
Looking at the preparations for the new Democratic Congress and in 2 years total liberal control I have made a discovery.
The ONLY white guys they like are Gheys
So if we want to march with them into the brave liberal future I recommend we all go GHEY !!
Christmas is a fascist plot. |
Don't fuck with the gay mafia. We roll deep. And Rich, along with the rest of your right-wing-nuts, in the spirt of open communication, I am actually posting *the* homosexual agenda. Many of you have heard about it from Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, RichW, George Bush, etc, but I doubt you have *seen* it yourself. Well, here it is. Please plan accordingly.
The Homosexual Agenda
8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.
8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.
8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell him to leave.
8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.
8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.
8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.
10:30 a.m. Hair appointment.
11:30 a.m. Gym.
12:00 p.m. Tan.
12:30 p.m. Light sushi lunch.
3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the government; destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.
4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world domination.
6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.
6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.
8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.
10:30 p.m. Cocktails
12:00 a.m. Disco till dawn.