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Originally posted by Honclfibr
I think we may have just created a new position, the "unreliability engineer". Their job is to find lawsuits *before* they happen, by doing things to your product that no reasonable person would ever think to do.
Microwave? We can put a baby in that.
Hot liquid? OH, you better believe it's going down the pants.
Shiny? We'll become transfixed by it and forget to breathe.
And no matter how soft and squishy you may think you've made the edges, we'll find a way to gouge somebody's eye out with them.
Our dissatisfaction is guaranteed or your money back. |
You NEED to write comedy. You fucking crack me up dude.