Not so controversial, but could maybe be construed that way, so I put it here.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, Oregon.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational
area.
I'm sorry, but they turned me down."