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Daddy the Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children's
what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a
gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and is helping to get
Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids