[chr|s sedition]

I just got my haircut. The guy who did it used to ride. We were talking bikes. An out-of-control lesbian also works there. She chimes into the conversaton, "I have a really big vagina, and vibrators don't work for me. That's why I have a Harley." I laughed, and ended up making the buzzers jump, which gave me a little bald spot. My barber says, "How many times have I asked you not to talk about your big, nasty-ass, Harley in front my customers?" I told her to get an RC51...I mean, it's always kept 1/2 Squid's vagina happy. *ducks*