| The Hillary Succubus
Dateline Lynch burg, Tenn.
Rev Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office this afternoon while a Hillary succubus figure was seen exiting through the window. It was suggested that the Hillary will require many more feedings due to her pressing campaign schedule. The witnesses were sure it was the Hillary due to the processed hair, large butt and a cackle that shattered nearby windows. The Rev Falwell will be missed by his Christian following as well as many liberal humorists for his source of material. |