a red sox fan, yankees fan, and cubs fan are walking down the road.
they come across a passed out naked lady on the side of the road.
so in respect they all take off their caps and cover her private parts and continue on
when the cops eventually come the officers are confused
so one cops lifts the cubs cap off the left breast, and it was normal so he puts it back
then lifts the red sox cap off the right breast, and it was normal so he puts it back
finally he lifts the yankees cap, then puts it down, lifts it up and puts it down 3 more times until finally his partner stops him and says hey whats your problem? are some sort of pervert?
he says no im just confused because its usually an asshole under a yankees cap
