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Originally Posted by richw  Stop us before we save again
A man goes to heaven
He is given an Angel as an orientation guide.
They start cruising around
There are Buddhists
There are ancient Romans
There are Muslims
on and on
All the time he notices that they have been driving around this immense structure with tall white walls
Finally he asks his guide if that is where God resides
HI guide replies
NO that is where we keep the Catholics they like to believe they are the only ones here |
(Except, there would really be another structure for the Muslims! And there wouldn't be any Buddhists since they all get reincarnated.)