[Nikon]

Originally Posted by ScottyGixxer

hahahaha, keep that anger in you man! The best way to kick your ass is to string a big, fat, juicy, cheeseburger, behind some bushes where you'll find a cow with a pumped up vagina in the air. You'll look around for a moment or two, drop your pants, and proceed to invite yourself into her irresistable world, the one you knew and reflected fondly upon in those lonely moments ever since you first tried it around 7. As you start pumping, you hear the click, ironically, of a Nikon camera, whereas your picture subsequently ends up on the sign near the New Hampshire border that says, "WELCOME TO VERMONT".

Could it be any more appropriate??

I think not...

Ah Scotty scotty scotty. Repressed childhood memories coming out? You've been away too long my friend. You see, I'm no longer a fat guy or a cow fukker and I no longer live in Vermont. I've moved to FL to come find you because I missed you so much.