Nix, your story is equally gross and curiously perplexing.
You have to wonder what the hell drives people to crap on things.
I hate my job too, but WTF? I keep my wits about me long enough to realize that shitting *on* things is not a choice decision in my advancement in this company....well, that and it's just not sanitary.
On a side note, I have to do the sign posting ninja-style...
I already have a plan in place and they're going to be posted up before I leave.
Some people's kids...
