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In 7th grade (catholic school) I went into the bathroom during lunch and found a turd stuck to the ceiling. The school practically went into lock-down while they tried to figure out who did it.

Many moons later while working grounds crew at a golf course as a summer job, a co-worker of mine found a turd inside of a divot mix container on one of our back 9 holes. A couple of weeks after that while mowing fairways early in the morning, I found a woman pinching a loaf only a few feet into the woods when there was a restroom only a couple hundred feet away.