Yea maybe we could like do a "Drill-Tradeoff", ya know what I'm saying..

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I'm kidding, that's a terrible idea....
No really your offer is awesome. I'm pretty much the worst at drilling bolts. Matt Stone left me alone in his basement one winter while I was drilling bolts. 25,000 drill bits and 2 'finished' bolts later he removed me from that duty. I almost ran out of drillable surfaces on the bolt as I kept snapping bits off in there. Almost made the un-wireable bolt!
However: I have no need currently for your service.
