[ChrisNoF4i]

Wow.

First off, I would like to thank Denno and Mr. Naked for their continuing commitment to the arts. It wasn't my idea for them to trek down into the swamps of Florida and disturb my natural habitat. It is however, quite the honor to receive this award after many years of frivolous posting. I would also like to thank all of the little people I've stepped on along the way and most importantly the stupid people (you know who you are) who make my job so easy. We've had some laughs along the way. Shared some stories and made some lasting memories. I never expected or wanted this kind of recognition out of my posts. Mostly I post just to help myself get through the workday without hurting anyone. The real reward is knowing that just one of my posts might help someone else get through their crappy work day. It might make them forget about their shitty existence, if even for a brief minute and be transported to a world where everything is...shall we say, ChrisNoF4i-ish. I sleep better at night knowing that one of my posts may have prevented someone's wife from being backhanded or their dog from being kicked or their sister from catching the AIDS. I am certainly not a role model, and even if I do crave the spotlight from time to time, I don't condone basing your actions on anything I have said or anything I might say in the future. Finally, I will leave you all with this quote; I can't remember who said it, it might have been me: "A journey of a thousand posts begins with a single click".