[OreoGitorio]

Speaking of putting stuff on your nuts... In college I had a really really bad quad injury (took a direct "spearing" from a soccer cleat) it put me on the sidelines for about a week with a serious contusion.

My first game back I got my quad ALLLLLLLLL Icey Hot-ed up.... well, as the game went on & my undies rode up the Icey Hot got on my sack.... I've never run so fast & so hard for 90 minutes in my life. It was like my balls were in a walk-in freezer filled with tobasco sauce. Weirdest sensation ever. I couldn't tell if I was in heaven or hell.... of course I was still drunk from the night before which made it even weirder.