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"Whatever. I tried desperately to get through the rest of the visit without throwing a major tantrum. I couldn't believe that my Mom left my Dad to be with a bull dyke. I'd always thought of her as having such a strong personality, but I watched all weekend as she let a carpet-muncher boss her around and tell her what to do, where to go, and what to eat.

My Mom tried to get me to find a job in Arizona, and although it would be a good career move for a mortician, I have no desire to be an audience for my mother's disgrace"