| Re: Harley destroyed my family!!
ok ok, last one: "I'll admit that I wrote this article to vent. I know that the relationships in my family had their problems, but I blame the whole motorcycle thing for sparking the fire and fanning the flames. Even though they all still own their Harleys, my poverty stricken Dad and brother are on the verge of homelessness and my carpet-munching mother abandoned us all, caring only for herself. The funny thing is..... she has completely lost touch with herself! She doesn't even know who she is anymore. If she really was a lesbian, she wouldn't be afraid to declare it.
You see, my Dad bought a Harley to cure his mid-life crisis identity issues. My mother, on the other hand, became afflicted with a loss of identity after buying a hog. Explain that one....
Anyway, I still like to ride motorcycles. But as for me, I'm gonna buy a crotch rocket!" |