[bigred875]

I took this from another forum and thought some people may get a kick out of this...esp the main characters name....


Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffee pot with water to prepare his
morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging
liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first
swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are
safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their
safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning
breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some
girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total
contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what
he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes
is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to
stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station
for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable
money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants
liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives
everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy
liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays for these standards because Joe's employer doesn't
want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or
becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment
check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home
because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some
bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some
godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers
who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market
federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and
the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more
money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his
farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is
among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought
for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the
third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home
Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The
house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on
Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking,
cheese-eating, liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe
wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk
show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans
have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout
his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our
lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take
care of themselves, just like I have."

[bigred875]

i got 2 paragraghs into it...i get it

lol...that just solidifies my theory that the only reason liberals are around is to keep the conservatives in check...

so you bleeding hearts can have the envir., the healthcare(even though that is crap...) and the rest of the social issues...

Let the republicans deal with the bigger issues like national security and the economy...

[The KING]

Except for the subway and father's farm, it ain't too far off...



but on a more serious note, I think you're all of a sudden starting to lean left Ryan... First, you doubt Cheney, now this? You're dangerously close to getting your Republican membership pulled...

[bigred875]

lol..from day 1 that i only agree with the president on 2 issues...and the rest I am very liberal...prolly more so then a lot of the bleeding hearts on this site

why you wannt take about homosexual marriges again

lol..I'm the new bread of republicans...like Arnold and Rudy Gotta get rid of cranky rich old man stereotypes

[hohum]

Originally posted by bigred875
i got 2 paragraghs into it...i get it

lol...that just solidifies my theory that the only reason liberals are around is to keep the conservatives in check...

so you bleeding hearts can have the envir., the healthcare(even though that is crap...) and the rest of the social issues...

Let the republicans deal with the bigger issues like national security and the economy...

Yup, we'll fight for all that stuff, you guys keep up the good fight on keepin the Constitution from being overinterpreted, government getting too greedy, killing things when they need killin, and putting money in ceo's pockets so they can keep payin the rest of us

Its balance that makes the system work.

[bigred875]

Originally posted by hohum
Yup, we'll fight for all that stuff, you guys keep up the good fight on keepin the Constitution from being overinterpreted, government getting too greedy, killing things when they need killin, and putting money in ceo's pockets so they can keep payin the rest of us

Its balance that makes the system work.

[The KING]

Originally posted by bigred875

why you wannt take about homosexual marriges again

There's no point, you're simply flat out wrong anyway.

[bigred875]

Originally posted by The KING
There's no point, you're simply flat out wrong anyway.

lol...did bemused login as you?


lol..j/k B

See I am just as sick as you and will debate it to the end...lol..although it is nice to see you admit defeat before the debate starts

[The KING]

Originally posted by hohum

Its balance that makes the system work.

Are you insane? It's no balance. The liberal influence has already shifted this "balance", for if they hadn't, Bush would already be faaaar ahead of Kerry, and there would be little question of him being re-elected.

The liberal influence has effectively, "pussified" this country.

[The KING]

Originally posted by bigred875
lol...did bemused login as you?


lol..j/k B

See I am just as sick as you and will debate it to the end...lol..although it is nice to see you admit defeat before the debate starts

ayuh!

[bigred875]

Originally posted by The KING
Are you insane? It's no balance. The liberal influence has already shifted this "balance", for if they hadn't, Bush would already be faaaar ahead of Kerry, and there would be little question of him being re-elected.

The liberal influence has effectively, "pussified" this country.

I take exception to that...

With all that Bush has screwed up atleast as far as the libs are concerned...

I think Kerry should be way ahead in the polls right now......that just goes to show what a shitty candidate he really is....

Dont get me wrong I am happy about this....but if a "real" democratic candidate was running W would be in real trouble...

[TheIglu]

Tastes good, doesn't it Joe!

[The KING]

Originally posted by TheIglu
Tastes good, doesn't it Joe!

Yeah, if you happen to put it in your mouth.... you know all about that sort of thing don't you?

[TheIglu]

I knew that was comin. Ah well, good thing it's comin from a conservative, or I'd be hurt!

[The KING]

Originally posted by TheIglu
I knew that was comin. Ah well, good thing it's comin from a conservative, or I'd be hurt!

Good. Now you can join Mensa, just like Jeffery....

[The KING]

Originally posted by bigred875
I take exception to that...

With all that Bush has screwed up atleast as far as the libs are concerned...

I think Kerry should be way ahead in the polls right now......that just goes to show what a shitty candidate he really is....

Dont get me wrong I am happy about this....but if a "real" democratic candidate was running W would be in real trouble...

Kerry is where he is as a result of the liberal influence. Crappy candidate, no doubt, propelled even further by the anti-Bush contingency, and ask youself who exactly the anti-Bush contingency is?

[bigred875]

Originally posted by The KING
Kerry is where he is as a result of the liberal influence. Crappy candidate, no doubt, propelled even further by the anti-Bush contingency, and ask youself who exactly the anti-Bush contingency is?

/self Who is the anti-Bush contingency?


...hello?...self?


no ones home?

[The KING]

Originally posted by bigred875
/self Who is the anti-Bush contingency?


...hello?...self?


no ones home?

PM Jefferey, he supposedly belongs to mensa...

[bemused]

Originally posted by The KING
PM Jefferey, he supposedly belongs to mensa...

geez... ain'tcha gonna spell my name right, even once?

there's just no end to the lengths you'll go to disrespect me, huh?

[The KING]

Originally posted by bemused
geez... ain'tcha gonna spell my name right, even once?

there's just no end to the lengths you'll go to disrespect me, huh?

your just so... so... so.. FUN!

[bentbryan]

Originally posted by bigred875
I took this from another forum and thought some people may get a kick out of this...esp the main characters name....


Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffee pot with water to prepare his
morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging
liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first
swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are
safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their
safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning
breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some
girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total
contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what
he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes
is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to
stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station
for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable
money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants
liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives
everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy
liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays for these standards because Joe's employer doesn't
want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or
becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment
check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home
because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some
bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some
godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers
who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market
federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and
the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more
money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his
farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is
among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought
for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the
third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home
Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The
house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on
Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking,
cheese-eating, liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe
wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk
show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans
have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout
his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our
lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take
care of themselves, just like I have."

Dumb. Very, very, very narrow perception of how things work.

[TheIglu]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Dumb. Very, very, very narrow perception of how things work.

That can be said about a lot of things in our government.

[The KING]

Originally posted by TheIglu


That can be said about a lot of things in our government.

and for many people that comment on it thereof...

[TheIglu]

Originally posted by The KING
and for many people that comment on it thereof...

Ya know the best part of that is?

If I'm full of shit, then so are you! HA!

[bentbryan]

Originally posted by TheIglu


That can be said about a lot of things in our government.

HOLY SHIT! CLAYTON AND I AGREE!!! Yeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwww!