[bemused]

Originally posted by Stoneman
Dah-duh, duh! He'll be here all week folks...

how's the veal?

[Degsy]

Originally posted by Stoneman
Dah-duh, duh! He'll be here all week folks...

Don't forget to tip the waitresses, folks.

d

[Stoneman]

Ya fuggin' bastiges...


*hijack mode: off*

[legalspeed]

How in THE hell do you build a house on someone else's land?

Furthermore, who owns it?

[FazerChic]

1. I used to drive a forklift (when I was in the military)
2. I, being the loving wife, actually insisted that my husband go out and buy a motorcycle quite a few years back. How many women actually DO that??
3. I've used a jackhammer
4. I've floated in the Dead Sea.......twice.

[hohum]

Originally posted by NinjaChic
4. I've floated in the Dead Sea.......twice.

Noice, me too

[Degsy]

Originally posted by legalspeed
How in THE hell do you build a house on someone else's land?

Furthermore, who owns it?

The land was all owned by a contruction company. I had the house built by them to my specifications, down to the drapes and carpets, color of bathrooms etc etc. They built it to completion and at the passing of papers we discovered that it was built on plot 21 and not plot 22. They copied it on plot 22 in 2 weeks!!! and I moved in. It was very funny having a neighbour with EXACTLY the same house next door.

derek

[FazerChic]

Originally posted by hohum
Noice, me too

Sweet! I've never known anyone else who's been there. Very cool experience indeed.

[Cowboyrider]

I also have a blue birthmark the size of a quarter on my butt! anyone else with a blue/purple birthmark??

[highsider]

Originally posted by Cowboyrider
I also have a blue birthmark the size of a quarter on my butt! anyone else with a blue/purple birthmark??

We are DEFINTIELY going to need to see a picture of that.......

[bentbryan]

Originally posted by suppoz
I still listen to Poison... and like it.

Don't need nuthin'! But a good time!

[By-Tor]

The police came to my catholic middle school and took my friend and I out of class.

We broke into the school and stole 6 boxes (about 100 bars per box) of fund raiser chocolate bars. We were the ones that unloaded the delivery van. We cracked open the window to the storage room so we could sneak back in after school. Would have got away with it but my dumb ass friend brought the chocolate to school the next day and was selling bars to the grade schoolers. The wrappers had the school name on them. Dumb ass did'nt stop to think that the candy was'nt to be handed out to students till the next week. Go figure he is now a convicted drug dealer

[Cowboyrider]

Originally posted by highsider


We are DEFINTIELY going to need to see a picture of that.......

maybe..we shall see. my ass definatly ain't the prettiest..not like the ones Nikon shoes all the time. I'll see what I can do if people really want to see it.

[Suf Daddy]

Its those quiet guys you have to look out for.
-Suf Daddy

Originally posted by Nikon
WOW. I have lived a boring life.....
Amazing the diversity of people we have here...all drawn together by motorcycles and location. Pretty amazing stories guys - thanks for sharing and keep em coming


-never been arrested
-been pulled over only3 times
-get searched EVERY time I leave the country..no matter what side
-don't drink
-don't smoke (either or any substance)
-don't wheelie
-don't run from po-po


me = boring

[ssg]

Originally posted by Cowboyrider
maybe..we shall see. my ass definatly ain't the prettiest..not like the ones Nikon shoes all the time. I'll see what I can do if people really want to see it.

is there a poll for this yet?

[highsider]

Originally posted by somestrangeguy
is there a poll for this yet?

1 vote for post your....er.....posterior.

Actually, I just wanna see a blue birthmark. Maybe she's part Smurf?

[beet]

i was a stripper for a few years
you want 2 see my donger

[patricia929]

i too have a small birthmark on my butt. it's about the size of a pencil eraser and it just looks like a big freckle.

also, i never learned how to swim.

i am a fairly decent rock and ice climber yet i am afraid of heights. i guess i just love a challenge

[bigred875]

I have a hairy mole on my ass...anyone wanna see that?

[Jaynnus]

The crack of my ass is crooked!!!



First, I can't beleive I just typed that, and second how did this become a thread about arses!!!!!!!

[beet]

but maintenance crack
i 2 a fairly decent rock and ice climber yet i am afraid of heights
almost fell

[patricia929]

oh nooo. i have something in common with beet

[bigred875]

Originally posted by patricia929
oh nooo. i have something in common with beet

you were a male striper?

[benVFR]

Originally posted by bigred875
you were a male striper?

Yah if you look closely Beet and Patricia are in here somewhere

[patricia929]

oh crap, this just keeps getting worse