How come you never post anything off-the-wall and mildly exciting? You just sit there, waiting for various threads looking to interject small amounts of your verbal semen. For that matter, i can barely recall you even starting many threads, except (of course) in an effort to sell something or other. For someone who refutes all claims of general obedience, and constructs a facade to the contrary, the flavor you add to this website lacks any real extreme, basically, the literary meal you prepare for us, is nothing more than culinary ENNUI.

If you were a dish served out of some sleazy diner somewhere in the south, you’d be requested by the following phrase: “Same old hash….”

[highsider]

Who's Geoffrey?

[Honclfibr]

I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T!

Originally posted by highsider
Who's Geoffrey?

bemused.



my NESR punching bag.

[bemused]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
How come you never post anything off-the-wall and mildly exciting? You just sit there, waiting for various threads looking to interject small amounts of your verbal semen. For that matter, i can barely recall you even starting many threads, except (of course) in an effort to sell something or other. For someone who refutes all claims of general obedience, and constructs a facade to the contrary, the flavor you add to this website lacks any real extreme, basically, the literary meal you prepare for us, is nothing more than culinary ENNUI.

If you were a dish served out of some sleazy diner somewhere in the south, you’d be requested by the following phrase: “Same old hash….”

what if... adding "flavor" to this website was purdy low on my priorities list, eh? if... I had other areas of interest (call them "a life", if ya want) that take up a bunch of my time?

or if... I just don't feel any need to prove myself to you (the only mbr here, to my recollection, who has ever "called me out")...

you are aware, of course, that your new sig line makes no sense... grammatically speaking.

[twrayinma]

Originally posted by bemused

you are aware, of course, that your new sig line makes no sense... grammatically speaking.

don't tell that, once again, i'm missing some incredible drama by having sigs turned off?

[bemused]

Originally posted by twrayinma
don't tell that, once again, i'm missing some incredible drama by having sigs turned off?

not to worry... not incredible, not even unusual.

Originally posted by bemused
what if... adding "flavor" to this website was purdy low on my priorities list, eh? if... I had other areas of interest (call them "a life", if ya want) that take up a bunch of my time?

or if... I just don't feel any need to prove myself to you (the only mbr here, to my recollection, who has ever "called me out")...

you are aware, of course, that your new sig line makes no sense... grammatically speaking.

Originally posted by bemused
not to worry... not incredible, not even unusual.

You know Jeff, I was kinda expecting the:



emoticon....

Originally posted by bemused
you are aware, of course, that your new sig line makes no sense... grammatically speaking.

and you DO know why right?

[bemused]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
and you DO know why right?

dropped on your head too often as a child?

steady diet of lead-paint chips?

oh-h-h... ya mean it was intentional!

Originally posted by bemused
dropped on your head too often as a child?

steady diet of lead-paint chips?

oh-h-h... ya mean it was intentional!

one might THINK a card carrying Mensa "individual" would figure out patterns after MAYBE TWO OR THREE events, but alas, you have YET to fail to disappoint.

this is

[highsider]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid


you have YET to fail to disappoint.

Isn't that a double negative?



You're amusing when you're cranky, Squid.

[bemused]

Originally posted by highsider
Isn't that a double negative?



You're amusing when you're cranky, Squid.

naw... actually, he got that one right!

my work here is obviously done... button pushed, knee jerked, Tree Squid status quo maintained...

Originally posted by bemused


my work here is obviously done... button pushed, knee jerked,

Oh the irony..



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Not only did you get "trolled-in" bemus, you were legitimately somewhat defensive....

[highsider]

Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, NANNY NANNY NANNY

.....Type R Assclown......

[bemused]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
Not only did you get "trolled-in" bemus, you were legitimately somewhat defensive....

if thou sayest so...

it is, after all

.

..

...your game, innit?

Originally posted by bemused


...your game, innit?

and don't you fuckin' forget IT.

Originally posted by highsider
Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, Tree Squid is an assclown, NANNY NANNY NANNY

.....Type R Assclown......

yeah, and your point is?

[highsider]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
yeah, and your point is?

My point is that "assclown" is a fun word.

Originally posted by highsider
My point is that "assclown" is a fun word.

yeah, so is 'fucktard'.


fucktard.

[twrayinma]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
yeah, so is 'fucktard'.


fucktard.

that'll be a $5/use royalty, please.

just mail the $10 bucks to my house, if you don't mind.
or paypal. paypal's fine, too.

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by twrayinma
that'll be a $5/use royalty, please.

just mail the $10 bucks to my house, if you don't mind.
or paypal. paypal's fine, too.

Sorry Gimp, I'm afraid there's prior art.