[bemused]

Originally posted by hessogood
Did you start this thread because you legitamately wanted to know why smokers smoke or do you just want to argue about shit and project your superiority since you don't smoke cigarettes?

hey... you're gettin' to know Kid Calamari purdy good!

Originally posted by bemused
hey... you're gettin' to know Kid Calamari purdy good!

own3d by posting too early....

[Jaynnus]

Not had a one....since....Friday, April 13, 1989!!

[bigred875]

nice jane!!!...I've never tried one what are they like...think I should?

[bentbryan]

I like to smoke 'um when I'm on the buzz train. All aboard!

[oreo_n2]

Originally posted by Jaynnus
Not had a one....since....Friday, April 13, 1989!!

GOOD FOR YOU! Keep It UP! Smoking is NASTY!

If you ever need moral support, you just let a brotha know!

[Jaynnus]

Originally posted by bigred875
nice jane!!!...I've never tried one what are they like...think I should?

Sure...it makes you cool!!

[Jaynnus]

Originally posted by oreo_n2

If you ever need moral support, you just let a brotha know!

Thanks but after 15 years....I think I'm past the hump!!

[highsider]

I'll tell you why I smoke - because I wanna die.

Think about it - they say every cigarette takes ten minutes (or some such ) from the end of your life. Well who wants that fuckin time anyway? Those are the years that SUCK. Those are the years where you cant eat by yourself, you shit in your diapers, and dick wont get hard anyway. You can fucking keep them, I'll have a cigarette and laugh at you.

You want to know an unhealthy habit? Working out. That shit is retarded. Running on a treadmill like a fucking gerbil. Keep doing that shit, you'll rip some ligament in your leg, have a bunch of fucking arthritis, and be miserable. And while you're working out, I'm watching Speedvision with a Jack and coke in one hand, a Cuban in the other, sitting on my La-Z-Boy. The only arthitis I'll have is in my wrist from spanking my pickle every time The Simple Life comes on and Paris Hilton wear something that lets me see her tits.

Ok, I'm done now.

BTW, I dont smoke.

[highsider]

Originally posted by oreo_n2


If you ever need moral support, you just let a brotha know!

Cookie, you suck at hitting on women.

[oreo_n2]

yea i know. i need to get back in the game, this guy is WAAAAyyyyy out of practice.



i am not trying to hit on Jane though. just be supportive.

[highsider]

Originally posted by Jaynnus
Thanks but after 15 years....I think I'm past the hump!!

Yes, but if you ever need a HUMP - Cookie's your man!!!

Originally posted by oreo_n2
yea i know. i need to get back in the game, this guy is WAAAAyyyyy out of practice.



i am not trying to hit on Jane though. just be supportive.

Dude, just post up for a GF.

[highsider]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
Dude, just post up for a GF.

No, that would come across as sad and pathetic. Didn't someone already do that?


Just fucking with ya, Mr. Squid.

Originally posted by highsider
No, that would come across as sad and pathetic. Didn't someone already do that?


Just fucking with ya, Mr. Squid.

Yeah, and I got results quicker than you can blow a load on Paris.





i know...

[highsider]

Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
Yeah, and I got results quicker than you can blow a load on Paris.
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Somehow I doubt that......when paris is involved, I am the very definition of a minute man..

[R7]

Originally posted by bentbryan
I like to smoke 'um when I'm on the buzz train. All aboard!

hahaha that's a good one I think i average 6-8 cigaretts a year (only when i drink with leah), 6-8 cigars a year, sometimes other stuff

[hohum]

Originally posted by highsider
Somehow I doubt that......when paris is involved, I am the very definition of a minute man..

Man, we gotta get you over this obsession with that ugly ass stick figure of a woman... She'd break before I was done with her, and I don't think her daddy would take her back for a refund!

Originally posted by hohum
She'd break before I was done with her,

dude are you Klingon or something?

[hessogood]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
yea i know. i need to get back in the game, this guy is WAAAAyyyyy out of practice.



i am not trying to hit on Jane though. just be supportive.

let's hit up margs. I need to lay in my #4 and #5 aproach attempts on Tessa. Some days I'm doing good...others I'm just being a complete asshole. I blame Jamie for buying me the shots of tequilla last time.

[MissTwisties]

cigarettes are disgusting. I can't stand the bad breath of people smoking, the smell of their clothes and their hair...and obviously, the smoke. It keep me from breathing right, I get nausea big time. I get even more mad when they smoke around my kids, or when I was pregnant. Oh yeah, pregnant moms smoking pisses me off BAD time.

Can you tell I don't smoke? (and nobody is allowed to smoke in my house or car eiher!)

[Jaynnus]

Originally posted by hessogood
let's hit up margs. I need to lay in my #4 and #5 aproach attempts on Tessa. Some days I'm doing good...others I'm just being a complete asshole. I blame Jamie for buying me the shots of tequilla last time.

Mmmmm tequilla

[highsider]

Originally posted by Jaynnus
Mmmmm tequilla

Cookie - you dumb fuck, do I have to do everything for you? - SHE LIKES TEQUILA. TAKE HER OUT FOR A MARGARITA. DUMBASS.


JJust teasing

[highsider]

Originally posted by hohum
Man, we gotta get you over this obsession with that ugly ass stick figure of a woman... She'd break before I was done with her, and I don't think her daddy would take her back for a refund!

I dont know, from the short portion of the porno she was in that I saw, you'd have to work pretty hard to break her. She should give up on all the other crap she does, because porn is definitely her calling.

Originally posted by highsider
I dont know, from the short portion of the porno she was in that I saw, you'd have to work pretty hard to break her. She should give up on all the other crap she does, because porn is definitely her calling.

For real huh? She could easily become the Ron Jeremy or Peter North female equivalent....