[highsider]

E-mail I received and replied to from a scammer:


>
>HELLO SELLER,
>I AM INTERESTED IN BUYING THE ABOVE Car I WOULD LIKE
>YOU TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR LAST
>OFFERING PRICE AND THE PIC SO
>REGARDS,
> kenny




KENNY -

I WOULD LOVE TO SELL YOU THE Car. MY LAST OFFERING PRICE IS ONE BLOW JOB FROM PARIS HILTON. IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU CAN HAVE THE Fuckin thing.

BY THE WAY, DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU DIE AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK?

HAVE A NICE DAY, YOU LAME-ASS ATTEMPT AT A SCAM ARTIST

-SELLER

P.S. - GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[bentbryan]

are you quitting smoking too?

goddamn con-artists.

[highsider]

Originally posted by bentbryan
are you quitting smoking too?

goddamn con-artists.

Actually not quitting smoking, but I am quitting my "anger management" drugs......apparently it shows......

[bentbryan]

We should join forces!

Think of the damage we could do!

[highsider]

Originally posted by bentbryan
We should join forces!

Think of the damage we could do!

Or the time we'd spend in jail afterwards......

[bentbryan]

Misery loves company!

[Nikon]

i'll come visit...point and laugh

[bentbryan]

No. You can make yourself useful and break us the fuck outta there!

[highsider]

>Hello,
>
> I Saw your advert regard the E36 Sport wheels with Kumho Victoracers you wanted to sell,i am interested in buying it ,i want you to send me some of it pics,and i will like you to give me it final price,i will like to know it present condition
>




Hello Sammy -

No, I'm still not falling for your scam just because you learned to turn the caps lock off.

You must be the embarrasment of the entire dirtbag scam artist world. You would think that you fucktards would have learned some sort of grammar by now, but no, you fearlessly blaze through the english language on your way to stupidity.

So that we understand each other, let me try to speak so even you can understand: You should suck dick my. You would like it spend more time looking at internet porn of you momma, because you will never scam anyone , because you retarded. Fuck yourself go. Need to find scam new, this scam is old used up, no one fall for it anymore.

Sincerely,

Highsider, King and Grand Champion of you Mom and Sister.

[highsider]

>
> Hello, How is work? I saw the ads of the above good for sale in your humble care and i am glad to inform you that i am interested in the purchase for my usage. And concerning the pick up, I am still going to ship the above to my Location here at present and contacted a reputable shipping company that will handle that for me. So the payment will be issued out to you by Check and i will love to know more about the goods, reasons for sale, present condition and love to view it's present pic's. and knowing it's last offer of price. And i will need to have your full information for the issueing of the payment by check out to you such as;FULL NAME, CONTACT ADDRESS, H/W PHONE NUMBER, ZIP CODE in other for the payment to reach on you . I look ahead reading from you in possitivity as I am in haste to have had the goods at hand and i will besech you for the ads to be removed from the public in other to avoid any competitor with me.Thanks in anticipation and my regards to your family.jOSEPH



Dear jOSEPH,

Work is fine. Suck my dick, you fucking cocksucker. I wouldn't walk accross a street to piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire, much less sell you my rims. Why dont you take your check, and shove it directly up your Nigerian scamming ass? Here is my full information: Your a scamming cocksucker, and my address is 1-800-FUCKING-BLOW-ME.

Yes, I am sure that you are in a real haste for a set of track wheels and tires. I'm sure than in Nigeria, Kumho track tires are really in demand. They must be very helpful....in chasing zebras and giraffes. Yup, nothing better for trolling the old range than a good, bald set of track tires.

I have a better idea; why dont you come down here and blow me. If you do that, I will GIVE you those rims and tires. Hey, I'm married, and blowjobs are few and far in between. And lets face it, a mouth is a mouth, and a BJ is a BJ. You just bring your ass down here and suck my dick, maybe lick my balls a little, and I'll give you the fucking things. Whaddaya say?

Sincerely,

hIGHSIDER.