[SEVENSGT]

Originally posted by highsider
Your nation sucks!!!

yeah but we have WILD sex parties with your cheap hookers

[oreo_n2]

some highlights of my nation...
-- dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

--Income tax is unheard of.

--Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes,
--euthanasia is legal.
-- Crime is a major problem.
--Team Bastardo's currency is the bj.

Team Bastardo is ranked 1st in the region and 27,693rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.


WOOO HOOO We're number one!!!! Eff You!!!

[HBerry]

Originally posted by highsider
Your nation sucks!!!

The fat ugly people of the nation wanted to frolic in the streets! Not aloud!

[SEVENSGT]

Originally posted by HBerry
The fat ugly people of the nation wanted to frolic in the streets! Not aloud!

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here here, my man

[SEVENSGT]

The Issue
Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.

The Debate
"Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish banker Elizabeth Hendrikson. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely Sevens GT is too civilized for that."



"It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Jean-Paul Winters. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."

[dhuze]

I have a new issue

gee what should I do

The Issue
In response to increasing costs of running state prisons, several government advisors have suggested allowing the private sector to play a greater role in managing Cold blooded pricks's correctional facilities.

The Debate
"Cold blooded pricks's prisons are in a ghastly state," says Hope Hendrikson, representative for several large businesses. "The state now pays a fortune in patss each day for every prisoner. My clients will be able to operate the prisons more efficiently and charge the state far less than they're having to pay now. With our help, those in jail will be able to get themselves jobs to do and the government can imprison as many people as they like!"
[Accept]


"This is just another scheme by multinational corporations to turn our great nation into a corporate dictatorship!" claims Max Licorish, of the Social Justice League of Cold blooded pricks. "Just say NO to privatised prisons. We should be closing them all down so we can begin focusing on rehabilitation anyway!"
[Accept]


"Private prisons?! Rehabilitation?! How utterly ridiculous!" exclaims Billy Johnson, Cold blooded pricks's toughest police officer. "Both of these proposals will simply waste resources on the scum of society. I say that we should summarily execute all violent criminals and give their property to their victims."
[Accept]

[SEVENSGT]

I like Billy Johnsons' view

[oreo_n2]

i almost pissed myself when i read this one...

The Issue
A group of local motorists have assembled outside of City Hall to protest against the shoddy state of roads in Team Bastardo.

The Debate
"These roads are terrible!" shouts George W. Hendrikson, president of the Team Bastardo Auto Club. "Every few feet there's a crack, or a pothole, or a gravel patch, or the remains of someone else's car! It's really too much! And just look at this-" he adds, rubbing a nasty bruise on his forehead - "I got that from my rear-view mirror after flying over a bump on Main Street! These roads must be fixed! There really needs to be vast improvements made now, before anyone gets seriously hurt."



May McAlpin, avowed anti-spending advocate, disagrees: "Road construction? What a waste of bjs! If people can still drive on them, then the roads are fine as they are. Spending more to make trivial repairs would just be a waste of the tax payers' money! We should just ignore these whiners and leave the roads as they are and if the drivers don't like that - well... then they can just learn to walk like the rest of us."






What a waste of bj's?