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Andy Borowitz: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth
Author: Andy Borowitz
Published on Jan 13, 2005, 07:53

Just hours after confirming that the search for weapons of mass destruction
in Iraq was over, President George W. Bush leveled his harshest charge ever
at Saddam Hussein, accusing the former Iraqi dictator of "knowingly telling
the truth" about not possessing WMD in the months leading up to the
U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

"After years of lying about his weapons, Saddam Hussein willfully decided
to tell the truth about them," Mr. Bush said. "His treachery knows no bounds."

After Mr. Bush excoriated Saddam for his "wanton truth-telling," he added
that "thanks to the work of our coalition, Mr. Saddam Hussein will never be
free to tell the truth again."

Mr. Bush argued that even though the stated reason for invading Iraq no
longer applied, preventing the former Iraqi strongman from telling the
truth in the future was "reason enough" to go to war.

"In the wrong hands, the truth can destabilize regions and even destroy
entire civilizations," Mr. Bush said. "In that respect, the truth itself is
a weapon of mass destruction - one that Mr. Saddam Hussein will never be
able to use again."

The president concluded his remarks with tough words for North Korea's Kim
Jong-Il, whom Mr. Bush accused of telling the truth about his own weapons
program.

Naming Mr. Kim a member of what he called "The Axis of Veracity," Mr. Bush
urged the North Korean madman to cease and desist telling the truth and to
"join the community of truth-fearing nations."

Elsewhere, organizers of this weekend's tsunami telethon confirmed that
Fox's Bill O'Reilly would participate but would not be allowed anywhere
near the telephones.

Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is
the author of a new book, THE BOROWITZ REPORT: THE BIG BOOK OF SHOCKERS.
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