[highsider]

Happy Friday!

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run
the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,
however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they
didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get
a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also
happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided,
of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.

12. None of these are read by the guy who is running the country
(into the ground).

[Kham]

Originally posted by highsider
Happy Friday!


11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.

very true. that would be me.

12. None of these are read by the guy who is running the country
(into the ground).

who's the scum?

[Honclfibr]

good stuff.

What about the union leader?

[mikeb]

agree, for the most part. #12 however uumm

[twrayinma]

13: The Albuquerque Journal is read by illiterate slobs who don't know what a sentence with proper spelling and grammar looks like.

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
What about the union leader?

The Union Leader is read by the people that will believe anything anyone says anytime.

[bentbryan]

Tell me more of this guy who is running the country into the ground.

[chr|s sedition]

NESR is read by...people stuck in their house becuase their bike isn't out of storage yet,

[Kham]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
NESR is read by...people stuck in their house becuase their bike isn't out of storage yet,

people who is boring at work.

[Nikon]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
NESR is read by...people stuck in their house becuase their bike isn't out of storage yet,

people stuck on their couches for the last 6 days cause their sick and can't go anywhere especially to to VIR for their only , much needed vacation but can't because they got sick just before they were supposed to go and it sucks big fuckin donkey fuckin hairy fuckin balls.

[Green Hornet]

it should be worth mentioning that Bush doesn't even read newspapers....