[SEVENSGT]

so I'm going to uuuummmm, well not work just bumming around during the days now , I'm sitting at a stop sign with a car about 8' in front of me, this stop is a quick route to the highway, but a bitch if there is traffic, or an idiot in front of you. So I decide I'm gonna creep up to 6' behind dick when low and beholda bike screams(10-15mph) by my left and cuts inbetween me and the car while I'm moving from my left to the right(1effing lane here), I hit the brakes and say damn he was lucky, so I go to creep up again and his buddy decides to do the same fukking thing, at least he stopped the cut in. I pull up and am within 3' of the dumb fuck in the car, when his brake lights go off I see 6 more squids fly past me and take a right in front of him from his left...... I'll admit I ride the breakdown lane but I have never and I mean never cut inbetween cars




so squids if your listening watch the fuck out cause the last thing I want to do is hit someone on a bike

[TheIglu]

It seems like more and more skwids are on the road each year.

I just roll it on in 5th and watch them get small.

[hessogood]

I am a sportbike snob. I prefer to only ride with a select few.

[katana0215]

Originally posted by SEVENSGT
so I'm going to uuuummmm, well not work just bumming around during the days now , I'm sitting at a stop sign with a car about 8' in front of me, this stop is a quick route to the highway, but a bitch if there is traffic, or an idiot in front of you. So I decide I'm gonna creep up to 6' behind dick when low and beholda bike screams(10-15mph) by my left and cuts inbetween me and the car while I'm moving from my left to the right(1effing lane here), I hit the brakes and say damn he was lucky, so I go to creep up again and his buddy decides to do the same fukking thing, at least he stopped the cut in. I pull up and am within 3' of the dumb fuck in the car, when his brake lights go off I see 6 more squids fly past me and take a right in front of him from his left...... I'll admit I ride the breakdown lane but I have never and I mean never cut inbetween cars




so squids if your listening watch the fuck out cause the last thing I want to do is hit someone on a bike

Sounds like a typical RI day to me

[SVRACER01]

im from AZ where there is no helmet law also, not to mention MMI with 1500+ students there where 90% of them ride something and i have never seen so many squids as i do now that i live here.
i dont care if they are wearing shorts and a t-shirt (only because ive been guilty of the same) but at least some shoes and for fucks sake a helmet!.....on your head!
i refuse to wave to people without helmets.

[Cam_In_IL]

Originally posted by hessogood
I am a sportbike snob. I prefer to only ride with a select few.

I applied to join your select few, but I never got a response.

[katana0215]

I guess you are select enough

[hessogood]

Originally posted by Cam_In_RI
I applied to join your select few, but I never got a response.

Keep checking the male.......get it? Checking the male.

[Cam_In_IL]

Off topic, your comment reminds me of a funny bar story last weekend in Chicago. Me and my buddies were at a bar, completely wasted. Then one guy bet me $20 that I wouldn't walk up to a total stranger and say, "How about I butt fuck you later". The pot grew to $45, so I decided to do it.

My first attempt, I was laughing so hard that I stumble and don't get the good parts out. So I had to try it again. Welp, these two guys walk by and I grab the first guy and unleash it. He was total metrosexual, borderline gay. The guy was completely dumbfounded. Then he gathers himself to say "Go fuck yourself" before walking off.

Of course we laughed and carried on. Then I buy a round of drinks for everyone.

Well a couple minutes later I see the guy coming back towards me. I'm ready for a beat down to take place. The guy walks to me and says "You need to quit drinking" or something along those lines. Without skipping a beat I look at him and say "You look cute tonight. Have you ever had a black cock in you?"

At this point, the entire table fucking lost it. I was impressed with how well I recovered, and how I was able to keep a straight face the whole time. Me thinks I probably just put him over the gay edge, but he had to keep up his image in front of his buddies. He's probably still thinking about my dark meat giving him the business.

[Jenn B]

[MissTwisties]

LOL....Oh my God....

Originally posted by Cam_In_RI
Off topic, your comment reminds me of a funny bar story last weekend in Chicago. Me and my buddies were at a bar, completely wasted. Then one guy bet me $20 that I wouldn't walk up to a total stranger and say, "How about I butt fuck you later". The pot grew to $45, so I decided to do it.

My first attempt, I was laughing so hard that I stumble and don't get the good parts out. So I had to try it again. Welp, these two guys walk by and I grab the first guy and unleash it. He was total metrosexual, borderline gay. The guy was completely dumbfounded. Then he gathers himself to say "Go fuck yourself" before walking off.

Of course we laughed and carried on. Then I buy a round of drinks for everyone.

Well a couple minutes later I see the guy coming back towards me. I'm ready for a beat down to take place. The guy walks to me and says "You need to quit drinking" or something along those lines. Without skipping a beat I look at him and say "You look cute tonight. Have you ever had a black cock in you?"

At this point, the entire table fucking lost it. I was impressed with how well I recovered, and how I was able to keep a straight face the whole time. Me thinks I probably just put him over the gay edge, but he had to keep up his image in front of his buddies. He's probably still thinking about my dark meat giving him the business.

[Nikon]

i like to eat squids......little ones.....ummmmmmm calamari

[TheIglu]

That stuff reminds me of italian food.

I like spaghetti. A lot.

I had it for dinner last night. I will again tonight.

Every time I watch an episode of the Soprano's I gotta eat spaghetti.

Tonight I'll be thawing out my last batch of homemade sauce. I roasted the whole tomatos in the oven for about an hour with garlic, basil, oregano, coarse salt and pepper until they carmelized. Then I blended them with some mior pior (sp?) that I have let sweat for about 45 minutes. I took the juice from the cans the tomatos came in and boiled it down to homemade puree. Added a bit of sherry and sugar while it was boiling down. Splash of red wine to add some bitterness.

Blended the tomotos and mior pior and puree together, added crushed garlic and capers. Viola!

I also made meatballs with this batch. The meat is a combination of Turkey, Pork and Beef. Sooo tender, so tastey. Fried them in 50/50 butter/olive oil. In the center of each meatball is a ball of fresh mozzerella. When you open it mozerella and garlic oozes out. So good...want it now....

I like spaghetti. A lot.

[Suf Daddy]

CORRECTIMUNDO! liter bikes apply.................
-Suf Daddy

Originally posted by TheIglu

I just roll it on in 5th and watch them get small.

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by TheIglu
That stuff reminds me of italian food.

I like spaghetti. A lot.

Holly shit. You have been hanging out with your G/F a little too much or something? You just completely babbled on about your recipe thats completely off topic....... Go scratch your self have a beer and come back to the masculine side....

[bump909]

Originally posted by hessogood
I am a sportbike snob. I prefer to only ride with a select few.

do you ride with keith (rmbbikes)? if so, tell that toolbag to check his PM's.

[black]

Originally posted by Cam_In_RI
Off topic, your comment reminds me of a funny bar story last weekend in Chicago. Me and my buddies were at a bar, completely wasted. Then one guy bet me $20 that I wouldn't walk up to a total stranger and say, "How about I butt fuck you later". The pot grew to $45, so I decided to do it.

My first attempt, I was laughing so hard that I stumble and don't get the good parts out. So I had to try it again. Welp, these two guys walk by and I grab the first guy and unleash it. He was total metrosexual, borderline gay. The guy was completely dumbfounded. Then he gathers himself to say "Go fuck yourself" before walking off.

Of course we laughed and carried on. Then I buy a round of drinks for everyone.

Well a couple minutes later I see the guy coming back towards me. I'm ready for a beat down to take place. The guy walks to me and says "You need to quit drinking" or something along those lines. Without skipping a beat I look at him and say "You look cute tonight. Have you ever had a black cock in you?"

At this point, the entire table fucking lost it. I was impressed with how well I recovered, and how I was able to keep a straight face the whole time. Me thinks I probably just put him over the gay edge, but he had to keep up his image in front of his buddies. He's probably still thinking about my dark meat giving him the business.

you're black ?!?!?!?

[OreoGitorio]

holy shit... how did i not see this earlier.... we go from squids, to fucking a metrosexual to an awesome fucking dinner.... (Clayton, come cook me dinner you adorable fuckin homo )

[bump909]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio


holy shit... how did i not see this earlier.... we go from squids, to fucking a metrosexual to an awesome fucking dinner

did you run a search for "black cock"?

[katana0215]

Originally posted by black
you're black ?!?!?!?

when I met him her certainly looked it. Whats the big deal?

[black]

inside joke between me and cam.....

[zombie]

Originally posted by SEVENSGT
so I'm going to uuuummmm, well not work just bumming around during the days now , I'm sitting at a stop sign with a car about 8' in front of me, this stop is a quick route to the highway, but a bitch if there is traffic, or an idiot in front of you. So I decide I'm gonna creep up to 6' behind dick when low and beholda bike screams(10-15mph) by my left and cuts inbetween me and the car while I'm moving from my left to the right(1effing lane here), I hit the brakes and say damn he was lucky, so I go to creep up again and his buddy decides to do the same fukking thing, at least he stopped the cut in. I pull up and am within 3' of the dumb fuck in the car, when his brake lights go off I see 6 more squids fly past me and take a right in front of him from his left...... I'll admit I ride the breakdown lane but I have never and I mean never cut inbetween cars




so squids if your listening watch the fuck out cause the last thing I want to do is hit someone on a bike

awwww your just all pissy cause ya haven't got a bike and they can get thru traffic faster than you
lane splittin rules and if the cagers get pissed off , well Fuck Em and the car their in
Hooligans unite

[ftrain]

Originally posted by bump909
do you ride with keith (rmbbikes)? if so, tell that toolbag to check his PM's.

He does not have the internet anymore. Call his cell

[bump909]

i forgot about that.. thanks, ftrain.