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Old 08-01-05, 02:14 PM
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The "Lets bash Pete about his sex life" thread


Welcome to the thread... here you will find anything and everything that has to deal with bashing OreoGaborio about his sex life, both existant and non-existant, fictional and non-fictional, whether or not he wants to hear it.

If you're new to the site and don't know what to expect, here's a summary of what you might see

HBerry - "OH MY GOD!!! HE FINALLY GOT LAID?!?!?!?! I bet it was by a dude" (He's such a clever little boy )

hardcore - "STRAP-ON STRAP-ON STRAP-ON!!! TELL HER TO USE MORE LUBE ON YOU NEXT TIME! YOU WON'T BE WALKIN SO BOW-LEGGED AFTER!!!" (Wishes he could live his live vicariously through me )

svracer01 - "No wonder your hole looked so abused when you mooned me at the track last weekend" (Massive case of wishfull thinking and buttock envy )

RiceRocket1 - "She pulled out the vibrator cuz your johnson ain't no Snickers... it just doesn't satisfy" (Likes to misplace his inadequacies onto others & make fun of them for it )

Virginrider - "Leave Pete alone, he can't help the fact that only old chicks and dirty hoes like him" (what can i say? she speaks the truth )



So... there's a brief preview of what you might see in this thread.... enjoy. you all
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Old 08-01-05, 02:22 PM
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Old 08-01-05, 02:26 PM
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Obviously none of the chicks Pete talks to.
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Old 08-01-05, 02:30 PM
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Well at least you can goto the bar with Jay, and watch him score some chick
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Old 08-01-05, 02:31 PM
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you forgot to add the prospective of "Papi", your liitle "friend" at work.


-sedition
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Old 08-01-05, 02:32 PM
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you forgot to add the prospective of "Papi", your liitle "friend" at work.


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that was gay,,,,,,,,,,,,ummmmmmm nevermind chris
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Old 08-01-05, 02:45 PM
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What does Dianne has to say about this? SHe likes you, you two should get a room!
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Old 08-01-05, 02:49 PM
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Ha ha, you're not having teh secks


...Oh, wait, I'm not having teh secks either


...Oh well, at least I'm not posting up on an internet message board for all to see that I'm not having teh secks


....FUCK


....Whatever, screw all y'all.
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Old 08-01-05, 02:50 PM
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Pete ???? Come on man ,, to start a thread about yourself ????
Are you looking for pity sex , or are you really looking for someone to say that they " LOVE YOU MAN "
Someone say it ,,,, PLEASE !!
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Well at least you can goto the bar with Jay, and watch him score some chick
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Old 08-01-05, 02:57 PM
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Virginrider - "Leave Pete alone, he can't help the fact that only old chicks and dirty hoes like him" (what can i say? she speaks the truth : [/b]

Ok, So I have been nice to you lately and I don't think I ever said that...And what's wrong with older women anyway????

Oh yeah here you go...

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Old 08-01-05, 03:01 PM
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Pete ???? Come on man ,, to start a thread about yourself ????
seems like every other thread has been inappropriately bastardized by someone other than me bringing up my sex life, so i figurd i'd give them all a place to post up their usless bullshit. First it's all about how i don't get any.... well i suppose that was my doing... but then i DO get laid, I open my mouth & shazam... it's all over the board.

I figure the faster I get everyone to post up their stupid ass jokes the sooner we all get over it and forget about it.
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Old 08-01-05, 03:09 PM
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You got laid ??

Who's the lucky guy ?
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Old 08-01-05, 04:26 PM
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Oh, so I see you found my shirt?
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Old 08-01-05, 04:29 PM
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But not literally.....


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Old 08-01-05, 06:32 PM
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Old 08-01-05, 06:40 PM
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svracer01 - "No wonder your hole looked so abused when you mooned me at the track last weekend" (Massive case of wishfull thinking and buttock envy )


what can i say Pete..........
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Old 08-01-05, 07:17 PM
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I would definitely have sex with an older woman should the opportunity so arise.

Pete would...........definitely have sex with an older man should the opportunity so arise.



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Old 08-03-05, 08:47 AM
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What does Dianne has to say about this? SHe likes you, you two should get a room!
And no mention of the poem I started in a thread a while ago. Geesh... I feel so left out.

Leave it to a good Pete thread to get me to come out of the woodwork.
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Old 08-03-05, 09:08 AM
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Step out of the woods and give Pete some pity sex.

I'm sure we will all chip in FIE DOLLA so you two can rent a room and then go get some frozen yogurt afterwards.
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Old 08-03-05, 10:09 AM
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Step out of the woods and give Pete some pity sex.

I'm sure we will all chip in FIE DOLLA so you two can rent a room and then go get some frozen yogurt afterwards.
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Old 08-03-05, 10:25 AM
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Step out of the woods and give Pete some pity sex.

I'm sure we will all chip in FIE DOLLA so you two can rent a room and then go get some frozen yogurt afterwards.
or maybe a whole meal....of food.......DAMNIT!
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Old 08-03-05, 11:24 AM
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Ok, ok. Just for the record. I AM married to WastedIncome420 (you know, the one that eats yucka at Stonnerstock and suddenly looks like Beavis). We've been married for 10 years now and I am very happy (not to mention satisfied ). I just like playin with Pete. Now stop the rumors and carry on...
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Old 08-03-05, 12:05 PM
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OK, I apologize. My post was done in haste.
Marriage is a sacred thing. Enjoy!
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Old 08-04-05, 06:09 PM
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HAHAHAHA I WAS THE FIRST ONE QUOTED!!!


Yes!!!
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