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illegal poemThis was sent to me by a resident alien, Illegal > Immigrants > Poem > > I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > > > > Take bus, > see employment folk. > > > > > Nice man treat me > good in there, > Say I need to > see welfare. > > > > > Welfare say, > "You come no more, > We send cash > right to your door." > > > > > Welfare checks, > they make you wealthy, > Medicaid it keep > you healthy! > > > > > By and by, > I got plenty money, > Thanks to you, > American dummy. > > > > > Write to friends > in motherland, > Tell them 'come > fast as you can.' > > They come in turbans > and Ford trucks, > I buy big house > with welfare bucks > > > > > They come here, > we live together, > More welfare checks, > it gets better! > > > > > Fourteen families, > they moving in, > But neighbor's patience > wearing thin. > > > > > Finally, white guy > moves away, > Now I buy his house, > and then I say, > > > > "Find more aliens > for house to rent." > And in the yard > I put a tent. > > > > > Send for family > they just trash, > But they, too, > draw the welfare cash! > > > > > Everything is > very good, > And soon we > own the neighborhood. > > > > We have hobby > it's called breeding, > Welfare pay > for baby feeding. > > > > > Kids need dentist? > Wife need pills? > We get free! > We got no bills! > > > > American crazy! > He pay all year, > To keep welfare > running here. > > > > We think America > darn good place! > Too darn good for > the white man race. > > > > If they no like us, > they can scram, > Got lots of room in > Pakistan. |
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illegal poemhaha love it! |
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illegal poemLOL.....very nice. ![]() |
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