[highsider]

The dubbya goes to heaven!

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but
you have no idea what some people will do to sneak
into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I
have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps
his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are
Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter
asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use
that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases
Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and
Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can
you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein
and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

[Hardcore]

weak !

[bentbryan]

A man is wandering around on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals. He passes by a butcher shop that specializes in human brains. The sign outside read: ’ARTIST BRAINS: $100 AN OUNCE; SCIENTIST BRAINS: $250 AN OUNCE; PHILOSOPHER BRAINS: $300 AN OUNCE; DEMOCRAT BRAINS $1,000 AN OUNCE. The man looked at the sign at said to the clerk: "man, those democrat brains must be popular."
"Popular? Are you kidding?" Replied the clerk. "Do you know how many democrats you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?!"

[Hardcore]

ok--now that's pretty funny right there!

[SVRACER01]

3 blondes walk into a bar...






























































youd think 1 of them woulda seen it

[highsider]

Have you guys heard about the three different kinds of female orgasm?

There is is the positive/negative, which is "Oh Yes!", or "Oh No!"

Then, there is the religious, which is "Oh God, Oh God!"

And then there is the fake orgasm, which is "Oh Chad, Oh Chad!"

[highsider]

Originally posted by bentbryan
A man is wandering around on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals. He passes by a butcher shop that specializes in human brains. The sign outside read: ’ARTIST BRAINS: $100 AN OUNCE; SCIENTIST BRAINS: $250 AN OUNCE; PHILOSOPHER BRAINS: $300 AN OUNCE; DEMOCRAT BRAINS $1,000 AN OUNCE. The man looked at the sign at said to the clerk: "man, those democrat brains must be popular."
"Popular? Are you kidding?" Replied the clerk. "Do you know how many democrats you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?!"

A man walks into an odd little shop and immediately spots a small, interesting rat statue. He decides to purchase the statue. The man behind the counter asks, "Sir, would you like to hear the story behind this statue before you buy it?"
The man shakes his head, refusing to hear the story no matter how much the man behind the counter asks. The man behind the counter shrugs and the man leaves with the statue. As he is walking down the street, he notices rats are following him. He walks a bit faster as more rats join the group. Afraid, the man runs, looking for somewhere to throw the statue. He throws it into the ocean. The rats follow and drown. Confused, the man returns to the shop. The man behind the counter grins and asks. "So, you have come to hear the story?"
The man shakes his head and replies, "Actually, I was wondering if you had one of a republican."

So there, fag.

[Hardcore]

the first joke was weak---but that last one just SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

you fuckin dog ball sniffer!!!!! here's a joke for you-----

chris+pete walk into a sex shop + start trying out dildo's--both see who can fit the biggest one in the others ass------that's it--no punchline---now fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bentbryan]

Originally posted by highsider
So there, fag.

Take it easy killer!

[highsider]

Originally posted by hardcore
the first joke was weak---but that last one just SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truth hurts, doesn't it.

[highsider]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Take it easy killer!

: Nanny nanny nanny. Douche.

[legalspeed]

This seal walks into a club...