[richw]

Sen Hillary Clinton introduced a wood products registration bill.

Something must be done about the recent tragic events in California. The murder of the prominent lawyers wife with a piece of crown molding showed the deadly reality of wood products. The poor innocent teenager was driven mad with power once under the influence of wood.

The bill would restrict wood products to persons over 21 years of age that have a direct need for wood. Wood will have to be in a separate locked compartment when transported. Wood can not be transported in a passenger aircraft. All pieces of wood over 3 inches long will have to be registered and can only be handled by trained licensed wood professionals. The bill will also provide for over 15 billion dollars to local law enforcement for wood police. The bill will also expand the Federal Homeland Security department to include The ATFW department There is an exception for antique wood and antique wood replicas.

A neighbor of the boy under arrest stated that he was always a nice boy until he was seen near the trees; then everything changed.

A representative of the Carpenters union was asked what he thought. He stated "Wood doesn't kill people, people kill people"