[01YZF6]

http://www.americancomedynetwork.com...MexTourism.htm

[Nikon]

[Honclfibr]

I've got an idea for a reality show, it's called the REAL real world: Mexico City. Ten white bread, non spanish speaking americans are carted into mexico city (no pansy tourist town where some sappy americans might take pity on them) and pushed off the back of a truck, with no money or passports. Last one to survive without starving or getting dysentery wins the cash prize.

So who wants to sign up?

[Punjistick]

Will it be anything like Herpes Island?

Island Man #1.....Jimmy Fallon
Island Man #2.....Jerry Minor
Island Man #3.....Charlie Sheen

[ shows a lush tropical island ]

Announcer: Coming soon to FOX: Alone on a tropical island, Five lucky men, with ten available women. [ five guys on island are seen with ten women in bikinis, who service the men ]

Island Man #1: It's a dream come true.

Announcer: Can they handle it? Ten beautiful women. And one of them has a venereal disease.

Island Man #1: This is gonna be awesome!

Announcer: Who will be the first to get it?

Island Man #3: [ confidently ] Believe me. I will get it.

Announcer: Welcome to "Herpes Island", where venereal disease is the name of the game. "Herpes Island". Catch it!