[richw]

Looking at the preparations for the new Democratic Congress and in 2 years total liberal control I have made a discovery.

The ONLY white guys they like are Gheys

So if we want to march with them into the brave liberal future I recommend we all go GHEY !!



I can feel my sense of color surging through my body.

Rosie I'll be your beard if you be mine

Christmas is a fascist plot.

[JeffL]

I like beer.

[zombie]

Originally posted by richw
Looking at the preparations for the new Democratic Congress and in 2 years total liberal control I have made a discovery.

The ONLY white guys they like are Gheys

So if we want to march with them into the brave liberal future I recommend we all go GHEY !!



I can feel my sense of color surging through my body.

Rosie I'll be your beard if you be mine

Christmas is a fascist plot.

You are out of your fucking mind
where in the hell do you come up with all this drivel
seriously Rich take some prozac or some other shit and calm the fuck down or go for a ride on your burgman ,

[TheIglu]

Look at all the Republican evangelicals getting busted for sex with guys and kids.

All republicans are homosexuals.

The crow flies where gay people go.

All your base are belong to us.

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

Richw needs to listen to more Rush so he can abuse perscription drugs and be a good citizen.

[richw]

Humorless

[TheIglu]

Now you know it's like to be the rest of us.

[Currently]

Originally posted by TheIglu
Now you know it's like to be the rest of us.

And here I am starting to believe that Richw was special ...

Thanks for busting my balloon ...

[highsider]

Originally posted by zombie
You are out of your fucking mind
where in the hell do you come up with all this drivel
seriously Rich take some prozac or some other shit and calm the fuck down or go for a ride on your burgman ,

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Seriously, where *do* you some up with this crap?

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by richw
Looking at the preparations for the new Democratic Congress and in 2 years total liberal control I have made a discovery.

The ONLY white guys they like are Gheys

So if we want to march with them into the brave liberal future I recommend we all go GHEY !!

Christmas is a fascist plot.

Don't fuck with the gay mafia. We roll deep. And Rich, along with the rest of your right-wing-nuts, in the spirt of open communication, I am actually posting *the* homosexual agenda. Many of you have heard about it from Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, RichW, George Bush, etc, but I doubt you have *seen* it yourself. Well, here it is. Please plan accordingly.


The Homosexual Agenda

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell him to leave.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment.

11:30 a.m. Gym.

12:00 p.m. Tan.

12:30 p.m. Light sushi lunch.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the government; destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world domination.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails

12:00 a.m. Disco till dawn.

[highsider]

Thanks for that sedition, that is the funniest shit I have read in years.

[zombie]

man that is priceless

[richw]

Thank you Chris... That was great

[JeffL]

Originally posted by richw
Thank you Chris... That was great

Wait, no reply on how hes gay himself, and obviously corrupting the moral fiber of America with his blatant homosexuality?

I'm disappointed.

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by JeffL
Wait, no reply on how hes gay himself, and obviously corrupting the moral fiber of America with his blatant homosexuality?

I'm disappointed.

See, don't mess with the gay mafia. if i can subdue RichW with just one post, just imagine what I can do to all healthy heterosexual marriages with a Village People album.

[TheIglu]

If Chris got his motorcycle license, then mine doesn't mean anything since he is gay. What is the world coming to????

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by TheIglu
If Chris got his motorcycle license, then mine doesn't mean anything since he is gay. What is the world coming to????

God. If I *only* had that power over jixxer riders...

[JeffL]

Gays are ruining the heterosexual world as we know it. We cannot let this happen!

[OreoGitorio]

finally, some humor in the controversial topics forum.

[JeffL]

Who is being humorous? The gays have the world in their finely manicured, evil clutches. This is no laughing matter!

[TheIglu]

God will take vengance on us for not killing all of the faggots! We must repent for our sins!

[TheIglu]

The God I speak of us a forgiving, loving God. Just not if you were born gay. Then you should die and feel ashamed!

[richw]

Don't worry folks I am secretly taking over the fine grooming products industry

[Josephd14]

Gays watch The Today Show, not The View?? I am very ill informed..

[bigred875]

Originally posted by highsider


Thanks for that sedition, that is the funniest shit I have read in years.