[zombie]

For My Democrat and/or Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than neither any other country nor
the only America in the Western Hemisphere . In
addition, this wish is made without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the
aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for
herself/himself/ others, and is void where prohibited
by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.

For My Republican and/or Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[beet]

Thanks Mick same to you.

[stoinkythepig]

Originally posted by zombie

For My Republican and/or Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

You forgot: "and good luck with the new careers outside of politics!"

[richw]

They are still offended

God bless you all everyone

[highsider]

Originally posted by stoinkythepig
You forgot: "and good luck with the new careers outside of politics!"