[Doc]

Hah! Got you to read this joke.

Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children's

what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,

businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically

quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his

father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a

gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go

home with some guy and stay with him all night for

money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

hurriedly set the other children to work on some

exercises and then took little Justin aside to

ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic

National Committee and is helping to get

Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was

too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids

[NinjaSwan]

lol... So it's no longer johnny but Justin.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by Doc

Hah! Got you to read this joke.

Hah! No you didn't, bitch. How's THAT for controversial!