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Old 03-05-07, 09:49 AM
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
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Old 03-05-07, 11:10 AM
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Old 03-05-07, 07:13 PM
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Old 03-05-07, 09:05 PM
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I cringed when I opened this thread ...

Imagine that nice pleasant surprise!

That was a very good one!
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Old 03-05-07, 09:18 PM
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I can't belive I am a southerner.

I am a purebred Yankee son. My heart is broke.

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Old 03-06-07, 08:55 AM
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Republican here. Although it would have been BANG, BANG,... BANG.
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Old 03-06-07, 09:01 AM
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Where is Dhuze in all this mess?

It is not like he DOESN'T have anything to contribute.
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Old 03-06-07, 11:59 AM
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Republican here. Although it would have been BANG, BANG,... BANG.
bingo... double tap to the chest, one to the face for a closed casket funeral
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Old 03-06-07, 05:49 PM
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imagine that... a southerner. does this mean i can lift my jeep and put on 33'' mudders now?
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Old 03-06-07, 06:08 PM
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imagine that... a southerner. does this mean i can lift my jeep and put on 33'' mudders now?
Only if you have 6 other doner jeeps in your yard on blocks

Im a republican btw. 1 bullet 1 kill
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I guess I am a True Independent.. I would Shoot first and ask questions later..
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Don't forget to fill the hollow point with

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So Allah find the carcass unclean
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