[l3uddha]

here's a good one:

[Doc]

I am educated!

[KillBill]

The pink lady's teets look like utters.

Maybe there should be some farm animals involved in this scenario

[DaSpence]

oooooh ok now i get it

man I was doing it all wrong

[SVRACER01]

Originally Posted by DaSpence

oooooh ok now i get it

man I was doing it all wrong

im sooooooo glad im not in your infantry

[Billy]

I like the "Donkey Punch" much better

[l3uddha]

whoa I didnt know it actually contracted the muscles. I thought people would punch the girl in the back of the head just for the hell of it

[Fatman]

Originally Posted by DaSpence

oooooh ok now i get it

man I was doing it all wrong

You too huh...?

[JeffL]

Post of the year.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

I like the "Donkey Punch" much better

find a girl w/ good control over her vag muscles & ya don't have to throw it in the arse or punch her in the back of the head even.

[TheIglu]

Yeah, but then you miss out on beating up the girl you have your man-meat in. That is the best part.

[Jonny Rocket]

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

find a girl w/ good control over her vag muscles & ya don't have to throw it in the arse or punch her in the back of the head even.

I'm still trying to find a girl that doesnt just lie there like she's asleep.

...maybe they were asleep

[Doc]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

I'm still trying to find a girl that doesnt just lie there like she's asleep.

...maybe they were asleep

You sir must not be all that good. Or your really small...

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by Doc

You sir must not be all that good. Or your really small...

nawww it's a conspiracy I'm tellin you!

see here:
YouTube - Huge Vagina

it was like throwin a hotdog down an empty hallway...

[selltekk]

Just found this...not sure if it is a repost.


Glossary of Terms
Dirty Sanchez
The Dirty Sanchez, also known as a "Dirty Mexican", "Filthy Fernandez", or a "Stinky Gonzalez" is a term used to describe several variations of a sexual practice involving the smearing of fecal matter (sometimes a mixture of fecal matter and semen) under the nose of the receptive partner after anal sex. This can be done either with a finger or the penis of the insertive partner.

Donkey Punch
The Donkey Punch is a slang term for when you're engaged in anal sex and when you're about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head or neck so her anal cavity tightens. This in turn makes the orgasm that much better, for you of course.

Cleveland Steamer
The Cleveland Steamer is a sexual act where one person takes a crap on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down in it and rocks back and forth like a steamroller.

Jelly Doughnut
A Jelly Doughnut is the act of ejaculating onto the face of a woman after oral sex and then proceeding to punch her nose for the desired mixture of semen and blood on her face. Note that the term "Jelly Doughnut" is derived from the combination of semen and blood resembling a freshly bitten Jelly Doughnut.

Hot Lunch
Hot Lunch is a slang term for a sexual practice in which one person defecates into another's mouth. A more detailed description would be the act of shitting on a piece of saran wrap stretched over someones open mouth and then fucking the mouth, when at the point of ejaculation, the mixture of shit and spunk bursts through the saran wrap giving the recipient a "Hot Lunch".

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out of her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an Angry Dragon.

Blumpkin
A Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces into the lavatory.

Dog In Your Bath Tub
A Dog In Your Bath Tub is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Rusty Trombone
The Rusty Trombone is a sexual act performed by two individuals, one of whom is a man. The man is typically in a standing position with his knees and back slightly bent and his feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other party is typically on his or her knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. It is then customary for the trombone player to give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus can sound very similar to a trombone's sweet melody.

Western Grip
When jerking off, turn your hand around so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, Western Grip.

Golden Shower
A Golden Shower is the act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. This is more common than a Golden Bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Tossing A Salad
Tossing A Salad is the act of licking the anus and/or the area between the sex organs and anus (a.k.a. taint or gooch). When done in prison, the receiver is dominant and the giver is submissive. Also known as the Black Kiss.

Purple Mushroom
When a bitch is polishing your nob, you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside or outside) hard enough to leave a bruise. The bruise that is left behind resembles a "Purple Mushroom".

Carpet Cleaner
A Carpet Cleaner occurs while banging a girl doggy style. You tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

Chili Dog
A Chili Dog is a disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a woman's breasts and then procedes to tit fuck the woman using his own waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog, the shit is the chili, and of course the breasts are the buns.

Gang Bang
A Gang Bang is a situation in which one individual, either a man or a woman, has sexual intercourse with multiple partners in turn. When a man has sex with several women, it is usually known as a reverse Gang Bang.

Hot Carl
A "Hot Carl" is the act of putting saran warp over the face and taking a dump on it. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the saran wrap and onto the skin/mouth of the receiver then you are awarded extra points. Carl would be proud.

Glass Bottom Boat
A Glass Bottom Boat is a sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffee table and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. It can also refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for a "squashed" visual effect.

Arabian Goggles
Arabian Goggles are a seldom seen maneuver where you put your testicles over the woman's eye sockets while receiving head. You may require a reverse banana in order for this maneuver to be physically possible.

Brown Neck Ties
While you're slamming your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her. She will soon be left with a Brown Neck Tie.

Corkscrews
Corkscrews are male penis' that spiral along their length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

Teabagging
Teabagging is a term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth of another person while moving in an up and down motion. This practice vaguely resembles dipping a teabag into a cup of tea.

Dirty Swirly
A Dirty Swirly is a variation of a regular Swirly. While boning a chick doggy style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush.

Flying Amazon
A Flying Amazon occurs while laying it into a fly ho. You light the woman's pubes on fire, bust your load all over her flaming bush to extinguish the fire, and let it steam up into the air.

Flood The Cave
To Flood The Cave means to bust a nut inside a girl's coochie.

Flying Camel
As your gal is lying on her back and you're hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inside her snatch. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a Flying Camel. Strictly a class move.

Muff Teaser
A Muff Teaser is a man who will finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it, he will then proceed rub his stiffy around her golden valley until she screams at him to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, he stops and finishes himself off with a handjob and leaves the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

New York Style Taco
Anytime you're so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box would constitue a New York Style Taco.

Bismark
After receiving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed, the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

I'm still trying to find a girl that doesnt just lie there like she's asleep.

...maybe they were asleep

I've had that problem too, I think it had something to do with the roofies.

[l3uddha]

thanks for the info selltekk. I should have never started this thread.

...bringing back too many memories...



"Carl would be proud."

I sure would like to meet this guy Carl....