[highsider]

All taken from Khamster's threads.

Stupid cop motorcycle mechanic passing on no passing zone you pass a hater who calls the cop and you got written up? no the cop wasn't there. i have never hot wire a car. Dear Honclif, I await your super genious reply on the "Japanese drifting..." and "I call you out punk...". zoo cars? don't you have zoo car right now? i'll show you my drift car.

$291 for 2 cars. another one coming. fuckin ah! well compressions are good and timing is good. i rule out the engine. kind of relieve but don't know what the heck is wrong now. i can't tow the bike back if i crash. that's the problem.

fuckin fuck cops!!! they got me. 62 in 30. help me get out of this please.

he started it by calling me stupid. you know it really takes one to know one.

Next up, Haikus by Kham.

[richw]

Ah the other side of the Love coin

[highsider]

Originally Posted by richw

Ah the other side of the Love coin

No, no, you've got it all wrong. I am paying respect to the enigma, the very essence, of Kham.

[OreoGitorio]

Kham haiku's rule

[katana0215]

wow just wow

[97BladeRider]

highsider, you tigah now.

[elwood206]

those quotes would be great for an anti-drug PSA.... this is your brain on drugs

[l3uddha]

I sense a lot of sexual tension between you two

[MissTwisties]

Something is off......oh yeah, there is no mention of him being ASIAN.

[ZX-12R]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

Kham haiku's rule

Speeding in school zone.
The officer was an ass.
Not a child in sight.

[ZX-12R]

I loft my front wheel.
Triple digits on the dial.
Cops don't like Asians.

[ZX-12R]

Sorry Kham but I like haiku!

[Wishbone]

for kham

every one busts my balls
drift car power wheelie i love ninja's
i hate cop they suck

for highsider

ride the horse wearing chaps
fucking smart asses with no post count
vermont makes me like men

that was fun

but now

[beet]

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by fasterthanu

for kham

every one busts my balls
drift car power wheelie i love ninja's
i hate cop they suck

for highsider

ride the horse wearing chaps
fucking smart asses with no post count
vermont makes me like men

that was fun

but now

five, seven, five... FIVE, SEVEN, FIVE!

[Wishbone]

every one busts my balls
1 2 3 4 5
drift car power wheelie i love ninja's
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
i hate cop they suck
1 2 3 4 5


ride the horse wearing chaps
1 2 3 4 5
fucking smart asses with no post count
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
vermont makes me like men
1 2 3 4 5



now i put numbers under them so you can see it IS 5-7-5

[OreoGitorio]

It's five seven five
Sylables, not words, silly
you have much to learn

[Wishbone]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo did i ever mention english wasn't my strong suit

[ZX-12R]

Haiku is easy
Five, Seven, Five syllables
Get it right fuckslap!

All in good fun!

[97BladeRider]

Riding my sportbike
Trying to do a wheelie
Damnit a Leo

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by fasterthanu

every one busts my balls
1 2 3 4 5
drift car power wheelie i love ninja's
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
i hate cop they suck
1 2 3 4 5


ride the horse wearing chaps
1 2 3 4 5
fucking smart asses with no post count
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
vermont makes me like men
1 2 3 4 5

It's syllables, not words.

So, yours are:

eve-ry one busts my balls (6 syllables)
drift car pow-er whee-lie i love nin-ja's (10 syllables)
i hate cop they suck (5 syllables)

ride the horse wear-ing chaps (6 syllables)
fuck-ing smart ass-es with no post count (9 syllables)
ver-mont makes me like men (6 syllables)

No biggie. I hated Haikus too.

[richw]

Speed Laws are unfair
zx10 stuffed muffler
Cops pick on Asians

[Doc]

You guys are terrific
at this thing you call Haiku
I wish I was good



First try!

[97BladeRider]

I ride my Kawi
Fast as I possibly can
Hope I don't get caught

[richw]

We need the related but disconnect

I ride my Kawi
Fast as I possibly can
blue light now i walk