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Old 08-06-07, 09:14 PM
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So my roommate just informed me he has to go to the doctor for a butt probe and he's a little nervous. I thought there was no better place to get words of wisdom and comfort for him than here, so fire away! Thoughts, suggestions, experiences .
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Old 08-06-07, 09:23 PM
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uh?
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Old 08-06-07, 09:32 PM
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help him break it in before he goes
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Old 08-06-07, 09:33 PM
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Speaking of ass probes, where's Sedition?
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Old 08-06-07, 09:49 PM
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Yeah...you're supposed to start getting them at 40.

I'm 41.

Let's just say it was "different"
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Old 08-06-07, 09:49 PM
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I think I chose the wrong site to sign up to?

Good Luck?
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Old 08-06-07, 09:51 PM
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my doctor has really fat fingers. i need to find a new doctor...
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Old 08-06-07, 10:14 PM
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my doctor has really fat fingers. i need to find a new doctor...
Umm no you don't, you got a gold mine!
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Old 08-06-07, 10:17 PM
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no i dont wanna squeal like a piggy!
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Old 08-06-07, 10:21 PM
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Old 08-07-07, 03:31 AM
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The Dr said I had a super pooper.
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Old 08-07-07, 07:15 AM
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the worse part is the gallon of Golytely you have to drink the night before
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Old 08-07-07, 08:01 AM
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The Dr said I had a super pooper.
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Old 08-07-07, 09:10 AM
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My housemate had to have these every two years. Something about him having a high genetic risk for ass-cancer or something. As someone else said, he always said the worst part was the shit they make you eat / drink for the 12-24 hours beforehand...and no beer during that period, either!
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Old 08-07-07, 09:12 AM
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I'm just worried I might enjoy it.
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Old 08-07-07, 09:30 AM
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I'm just worried I might enjoy it.
Sick fuck!














( me too)
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Old 08-07-07, 09:36 AM
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I made the Dr tell the old lady, I was going to have flatulence



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I'm just worried I might enjoy it.
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Old 08-09-07, 08:11 AM
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My aunt just got her probing yesterday. The worst part is the crap you got to drink right before it. All you do is shit out water according to her.

Not looking forward to that when I get older.
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Old 08-09-07, 09:21 AM
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when you feel both the Doc's hands on your shoulders you know you're in trouble....
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Old 08-09-07, 10:14 AM
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damn doc how many fingers you got up ther? wait both your hands r on my shoulders
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Old 08-10-07, 08:27 AM
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Hammadown you should know what it's like geting an anal probe. Afterall you just bought a bike from Hessosoldyouasjunkracebikeforwaytoomuch!!!!






























































































Just kidding!!

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Old 08-10-07, 09:01 AM
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Seriously, my 50 is faster than that POS. I'm giving it back and taking his new toy.
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Old 08-10-07, 11:05 AM
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Seriously, my 50 is faster than that POS. I'm giving it back and taking his new toy.
I wouldn't do that... his new "ride" is a sybian
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Old 08-10-07, 11:06 AM
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I wouldn't do that... his new "ride" is a sybian
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Old 08-10-07, 11:34 AM
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I have a female doctor. My rule is "If a girls doin' it, it ain't gay".
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