[bergs]

How do you suppose one manages to crap ON a given toilet seat?

There's at least one nasty mofo here at work that, when pooping, manages to completely miss the water and hit the fricken seat!!

I can supply pictures upon request or you can take my word for it.

Anyways, this has happened more than once over the last 5 months and I'm getting pretty disgusted with it..and I'm sure others are as well.

Thinking of printing signs and hanging them up in the stalls.

The sign will read:

"If you choose to take a Number 2 in here, make sure ALL of it lands in the water! Stop crapping on the seat! It's disgusting!"


Also, I'm open to suggestions on other possible signs to make...

[Nix]

Dude...totally unrelated matter (unless these two fucking clowns are related) - I used to manage this office park in Baltimore that had one floor of hospital billing personnel on it. There was one woman who took out her aggressions and frustrations on the ladies room on let's say a quarterly to semi-annual basis. I'd get a call saying "She did it again"...bitch would either 1) take a shit in her hand, or 2.) shit in the box and then scoop it up. She would proceed to smear it all over the fucking wall (end stall...always) and the stainless partition walls. I would never send "my own" up to handle it and made them call people in from the main hospital to come in with the biosuits to clean that SHIT up!!!! They eventually found out who was doing it after 2 1/2 years.

That dude you're stuck in the building with - that's most likely a dude who's either P.O.'d about his job and is taking his frustrations out in a similar way as the bitch mentioned above or, better yet, has an extreme case of OCD, is afraid to let his ass actually touch the seat and is either doing "the hover" or the coat hang from the hook on the back of the door.

Post some signs up and try to switch up your visits to el juan. Who better than YOU to catch the fucker doing this??

[bergs]

Nix, your story is equally gross and curiously perplexing.

You have to wonder what the hell drives people to crap on things.

I hate my job too, but WTF? I keep my wits about me long enough to realize that shitting *on* things is not a choice decision in my advancement in this company....well, that and it's just not sanitary.

On a side note, I have to do the sign posting ninja-style...

I already have a plan in place and they're going to be posted up before I leave.

Some people's kids...

[katana0215]

im guessing they are trying to hover over the seat so they dont touch it and it lands on teh seat. Still doesnt explain why they cant use some TP to clean it tough.

At my last job people used to clam in the sinks, freaking nasty

[bigred875]

people are nasty mother fuckers when no one is looking...you'd think working in a corparate environemnt that kinda stuff would be at a minimum...

witnessed in my building atleast once a quarter:
-chip's-o-shit on the seat and/or skidmark on the seat...
-what appears to be a roll of tp on top of the entire seat area, like tp is going to prevent you from getting ANYTHING
-a senior developer pissing in the urinal with his pants around his knee's like a 2nd grader
-piss ALL OVER the seats, walls toilet etc...
-shit smear on the wall

and it isnt like there are different people using the things everyday....it's the same people...and they need to use the bathrooms too...i just dont get it...

i must be too old or too uncool for that to be funny....i dont get it....lol i mean we've all had our "war" like experiences in there, but damn, clean up a little!

[brendanp]

The guys at my work like to smear boogers on the walls. Glad I use the white boys shithouse in the office!

[Cheese-GSXR]

Originally Posted by bergs

curiously perplexing.

Oh no .. the curiously perplexing dude use to work somewhere in my hallway. He'd come in early and leave a log floating in the blue water for all to see. Now I've heard of others who have sanitary phobias and only want to go in the stall after it's been freshly cleaned, but this dude left NO PAPER!!! Just a lonely log floating by itself. Haven't seen it in years but your post reminded me of the unfortunate times when I was the second guy to happen upon this lil' trophy of his.

[DucDave]

...didncha ever drop one that you thought people should see? you know, the 24 incher that curls around itself like a mosquito coil and maybe even peeks out of the water with it's tip? I used to try and get my wife to look without success. And even my son things it's disgusting. Guess I'll just have to take a picture next time...

(But yeah...after trying to get some witnesses...I flush. Sometimes twice)

[Devil1]

Originally Posted by DucDave

you know, the 24 incher that curls around itself like a mosquito coil

[Cheese-GSXR]

Originally Posted by DucDave

you know, the 24 incher that curls around itself like a mosquito coil and maybe even peeks out of the water with it's tip?

Dave, apparently you missed your calling as a soft serve ice cream server cause that's about the only place I could see a skill like that benefiting mankind.

[eboos]

When I worked at Rodman Lincoln/Mercury in 2004, someone took a dump on the floor of the bathroom just infront of the toilet. It was sick, but I laughed my ass off. I guess that person wasn't too happy with the deal we were offering.

[ZX-12R]

In 7th grade (catholic school) I went into the bathroom during lunch and found a turd stuck to the ceiling. The school practically went into lock-down while they tried to figure out who did it.

Many moons later while working grounds crew at a golf course as a summer job, a co-worker of mine found a turd inside of a divot mix container on one of our back 9 holes. A couple of weeks after that while mowing fairways early in the morning, I found a woman pinching a loaf only a few feet into the woods when there was a restroom only a couple hundred feet away.

[SSearchVT]

People's hygene, or lack of amazes me. Just from places I've worked - mind you these are supposed to be professional people

- I've seen the floater and paper left in the toilet
- Someone threw up all over the floor of the bathroom and walked away without telling anyone
- The pool of piss under a perfectly dry clean urinal.
- Someone rubbed one out in the handicapped stall and left his swimmers dripping from the rail.
- I walked in on a guy doing a bull snort on the mirror.

- In the ladys room for the manufacturing floor at my last place it was common to find a used pad taped to the back of the stall door...

[NEWTREADS]

Originally Posted by SSearchVT

- Someone rubbed one out in the handicapped stall and left his swimmers dripping from the rail.
- I walked in on a guy doing a bull snort on the mirror.

...

[Ericthejet]

Just frickkin nasty!

[BCT748]

When I first started doing plumbing about 7 years ago I was doing a fairly high end sub-development. Because I was the new guy I got to do all the service calls we got there, dripping faucets nail in a pipe ect. These houses were less than a year old and were being sold for between 750K and a million so you would figure that they would be clean, ya right. I would go to fix a leak on a faucet and there would be shit on the floor. They didn't have kids or pets so it had to have been adult human shit. Fucking nasty. I saw this in more than one house and it was always Indian, dot not the feather kind, that owned the houses.
The time I was replacing the baseboard heat in the section 8 housing in Malden was worse, so was the time I was replacing water lines in Wendy's but I'll spare you all those horror stories. There is a reason I try to stick with new construction plumbing or only do service for people I know.

[OreoGitorio]

Nothing beats my "Lobby Treats" thread.

[02Telefonica]

Haha I was just thinking as I was reading this thread "where have I heard something like this before"....

[RyanNicholson]

has anybody ever read the "strangest restaurant review ever" thing? i have no idea how to find it but its all about how this guy eats a ton of good food at this place, goes to the bathroom and like explodes shit all over the stall and how great the staff was helping him out (they went and bought him new clothes and got him a hose or something haha)

argh... i wish i could find it.


EDIT: Nevermind someone posted it in Petes lobby treats thread haha.... http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/278430-post7.html

[eboos]

I walked in on a guy doing a bull snort on the mirror

What is a "bull snort"?

[Nix]

Originally Posted by eboos

What is a "bull snort"?

Vis-u-a-lize dude. Form a mental picture in ya head. What are you on the dope??

[OreoGitorio]

he was doing this...



duhh.

[TheIglu]

TuhTONKA

[eboos]

I was expecting something gross.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by TheIglu

TuhTONKA

*looks at my avatar*

Ca-CRABLEGS