2012 PSA #1

[Frankenstein]

Stop replying to PM notifications. They come to me, not the person you think you're relying to. This happens a lot. A lot.

If you use the 'contact us' form, don't be a half-assed lazy shit and type three or four words. "Help" isn't enough information. If you can't be bothered to communicate clearly, I can't be bothered to try to figure out what the fuck you want. Type as if you're talking to a human...because you are.

No, I am not interested in coming to your "massage party". You know who you are.

Pie > cake.

Thats it. GFY.

[KawiSmurf]

No, I am not interested in coming to your "massage party". You know who you are.

Come on, I told you I'd bring enough tequila, you don't have to be a dick about it.

[OreoGaborio]

Fucking tease.