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    First name on the shit list.... SVRACER01's Avatar
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    wifey

    it is no more acceptable than h ubby. can we change it to say something like "kitchen bitch", or "dishwasher" or "sammich maker"?

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    Oxx hovers.

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    I thought you meant this wifey. Am disappoint.

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    How about changing it to show that "Dishes" demotivational poster instead?

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    Know how to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?

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    I went to MMI I know what Im doing here chief

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    give it a shovel?

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    What's the Man God equivalent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aldend123 View Post
    What's the Man God equivalent?
    I never get enough of that!

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    I just wanna slap the hell outta everyone that uses the term bae. you lazy fucks if you are gonna say babe or baby then use one more friggin letter!!!!

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    'Bae'???

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    yup its been a thing now for a year or so smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    'Bae'???

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    No shit? Never heard it...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xrocket21 View Post
    she must be single because "bae" is obviously her right hand

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    I had to google it.
    Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    she must be single because "bae" is obviously her right hand
    HA HA HA HA yup reflection in the mirror

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    I thought you meant this wifey. Am disappoint.
    haha that was my first thought also. haven't seen one of hers in a long time. forgot about her till the moment I read this thread title

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    No shit? Never heard it...
    you fucking lucky bastard

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    Re: wifey

    I've been calling my kitchen wench 'bae' lately. Mostly because she hates it and I like that sort of thing.

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    I hear that shit every day. But I work in a jail so it's a job hazard I guess. "Word to my mother" makes me want to punch babies too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theducman View Post
    I hear that shit every day. But I work in a jail so it's a job hazard I guess. "Word to my mother" makes me want to punch babies too.
    They still say that? WTF

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    V.H.U.


    Vaginal housing unit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nhbubba View Post
    I had to google it.
    Haha I heard that somewhere too.

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    Shorty, add that to the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by theducman View Post
    Word to my mother" makes me want to punch babies too.
    Had to look it up.

    during the late 1980s Afrocentric movement. While the replacement of "the" with "your" effectively obliterated the term's Afrocentric roots, it continued to be used in the same manner, that is, to express agreement. Alternatively, the "your" could take on sinister connotations, implying that speaker was sexually intimate with the listener's mother, as in "say hi to your mom for me", or, in keeping with the whack terminology, "props to your mom, she's da bomb". Finally, the phrase might mean nothing at all, and be used to ineptly feign street cred, in the style of Vanilla Ice.

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