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    ....fuck. No old intro thread to bump so I'm creating my own! Better late than never.

    Hello I'm V, brunette, green eyes....I like nuts and popsicles.

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    If you had some nuts on your chest would those be chestnuts?

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    If you could eat yourself, would you double in size or disappear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    If you had some nuts on your chest would those be chestnuts?

    Is that the size of yours?

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    you know... i would jump on the bandwagon and bump my old thread, but i think people would be mad at me and call me an attention whore... so instead I'll say hello and although you've been on here much longer than me... welcome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    you know... i would jump on the bandwagon and bump my old thread, but i think people would be mad at me and call me an attention whore... so instead I'll say hello and although you've been on here much longer than me... welcome!!
    Member since 2002.....and still alive. Those fuggers didn't kill me yet so I think I'll be OK....lol

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    oooh lookey! another
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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    you know... i would jump on the bandwagon and bump my old thread, but i think people would be mad at me and call me an attention whore...
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    Of course i peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants! It's the coolest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    If you had some nuts on your chest would those be chestnuts?
    if she had nuts on her chin...what would those be called? chinnuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    if she had nuts on her chin...what would those be called? chinnuts?
    Hell no she'd have a dick in her mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    Of course i peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants! It's the coolest!
    if peeing your pants is cool then i'm miles davis

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    Fawk you!

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    Hell no she'd have a dick in her mouth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    If you could eat yourself, would you double in size or disappear?
    If she could eat herself I would double in size, that's talent......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dznutz View Post
    If she could eat herself I would double in size, that's talent......
    Oh my... Ok let's take this thread in a diffff...erent direction now. How about them hairy asses?

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    If they didn't want you to stick it in the pool filter why are the jets round?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    If you could eat yourself, would you double in size or disappear?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
    Those are great ones. I have a whole bunch of them on a poster but they are in french, they wouldn't be as great and wouldn't make much sense once translated tho...

    How do you call those sayings in english, btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dznutz View Post
    If she could eat herself I would double in size, that's talent......
    i knew a girl that could do that - wait no sadly i didnt

    is it possible???

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    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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    If you make a clone of yourself and have sex with it would that be gay or masturbation?

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